Things you will NEVER hear a women say, not even on Twitter
- What do you mean today’s our anniversary?
- Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just TWEET
- You shouldn’t have, this diamond is way to big!
- Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink?
- Don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there.
- It’s a sale, but we can always catch the next one
- Angel, pull my finger
- You so hot when you had too much to drink
- I love being stalked by creepy guys
- You follow me, I follow you – [the exception]
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